Hipster Police

Careful kids there is a new sheriff in town willing to bite the shit out of anyone.

Sir Vicious the Lady Killer. He does this really cool spin move, believe me, ladies love cool V. Trust. Best comment of the week comes from AnG Smith, who looked at me dead serious across the table at the Tritone while we were looking out the window and said, "Jenessa, does this mean that people are going to be wearing white cut off jeans and ugly sandals?" The honesty in her face was the most endearing.